I just went back to work at Starbucks, and am already being groomed for management. Interesting! 22% pay raise: +fav
I bought a house and three puppies.
Today I dug in my compost bin and started making awesomeness happen in my little piece of the planet.
I have more couches than you could shake a stick at.
I need to build me a chicken coop, and then things are really shaping up. If only I could grow a beard I would be the ultimate hippy. I have already quit shaving my legs and armpits--but that's only because I cannot find the box where I packed my razors.
I got stung twice by a scorpion on Saturday I don't recommend it.
What's new in your zoo?
Devious Comments
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This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.
Also, I will shake sticks at your couches either this spring or next summer. This is a promise.
Check out my journal, because I love you and want you to read things that will make you feel good.
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Tell James Marsters his new love interest is a cement block, he'll have chemistry with the cement block. We'd all ship S/CB, and when JM looked at the block just so, we'd post, "wow. CB looked hot tonight."
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If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
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- Michelangelo, advising a student
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<salshep> but then I have a thing for wood
A: nm.
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soup's up :: sound off :: imagine
any chance of you coming texas way?
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=Texasdevmeet:it's what for dinner
StJoan, M.D. of DramaLlamaology
Literature GM at your service.
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<Spiff-Johnson> I want a meatloaf sandwich.
<Jon-Law> zack, me too
<Jon-Law> except, like, a sandwich of meatloaf the dude, so I could gain his powers
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If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
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